MISS TEEN USA!

My girlfriend, her roommate, and I literally watched her clip about ten times over the weekend and had more laughs than most people have in a year! No joke! The fact that she actually finished fourth is appalling. Who were the judges? Her parents? I wonder what her talent was? Maybe string five or six coherent words together at once? Or maybe receiting the alphabet. The fact that she finished fourth just proves what we all already knew: IT IS A BEAUTY CONTEST!!!